How to Almost Kill Your Husband
But Keep Him Alive So He’ll Bring Home the Paychecks.
Guys, get this tongue-in-cheek guide for women. Leave it laying on the kitchen table. Maybe she”ll see herself in these pages. Does she try to boss you? Does she make fun of the things you like? Chapters include, “How to Remove Your Husband’s Genitals,” “How to Crumble Your Husband’s Spine,” and “How to Shrivel Your Husband’s Heart.”
If she asks if this booklet describes how you see her, you can always say, “Gosh, Honey, it’s just a joke.” But she will think about it.
You can find it at this link: http://www.lulu.com/content/3388316
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August 2, 2008 at 5:04 pm
As a child, I lived this scenario. I watched my mother crush my father, who could do nothing in his own defense.
I swore that I would never let that happen, but the power of pussy overcomes male defensiveness!
It wasn’t until I overheard my wife giving my daughters “wife lessons” that I began to put two and two together – men are at a disadvantage when up against the clique of women. We rugged individualists are too busy attempting to establish dominance over each other to ever get to sharing information about what our women have done to us. We also believe that to do so makes a man a pussy. How can we ever attain the equality that women have usurped from us through Woman’s Lib if we remain willfullly Neanderthal?
I don’t want to dominate women, but neither do I want them dominating me. I don’t want that for my sons, either. I have told them about “wife lessons” and some of the other things women do to men. The net result, neither has a girlfriend nor any serious plans for getting one. Neither has met a woman that he likes and trusts enough to establish a relationship.
I say good! That way, neither son will ever become the sad sack bemoaning his lost marriage and his lost affair.
August 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Thanks for the story! How sinister. I agree, few of us want to dominate women, we just want to remain men.
It seems like a lot of men have bought into the romantic fluff that giving up their lives for their women is somehow noble. Good luck with your sons. They will be rare men indeed if they remain men and still manage to find women.
August 12, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Y+ou came and visited my site and made a comment that I probably left him because he would not do what I wanted him to do.
I am divorcing him because of abuse; verbal, mental, physically and then there was the lack of sex. Always had a reason.
He was controlling and angry and manipulating and he still is.
I am with a man right now that I have no issues with. We get along just fine and I don’t control him or his life.
Don’t know what has happened in your life; if anything but I wish you the best in whatever you are doing.
Yeve
August 12, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I am sorry you were abused. So you allow your current man to do what he wants?