Leave the Toilet Seat Up

There are an alarming number of women who simply assume they are right because they say so.

Many married men know what I mean–the dishes go here, the spoons go here, your shoes go here, this is the way you must believe in God, here is where you must live, here is what is appropriate to wear, here is the job you should have. Quit looking at other women. How can you watch that dumb tv show? You watch too much sports. You don’t make enough money. You should be more like Bill, or Jim or Donald.

Look, guys, you are letting these women walk all over you. They say things like, “Put the toilet seat down,” as if it were somehow obvious that it should be ready for THEM.

Well, there is no good reason to give your woman all this control. Tell her to leave the toilet seat UP! There’s just as good a reason to leave it up as down.

I wrote the book to give men concrete ways to take their balls back from their women. You gotta stop caving in to the controlling bitch. Start demanding your life back. These women who control are just making this stuff up! They don’t have any more authority than you.

Maybe they like to pretend they have God on their side. Maybe they like to pretend they know how life should be lived. They pretend they understand commitment, and you don’t.

Try this commitment speech on: “Hey Baby, I know you are committed to me, and you love me, so I’m sure you don’t want to control and manipulate me. You would never do that to someone you love. So in the spirit of commitment, I am going to start being the man I was meant to be and quit whimpering every time you bark at me. You controlling me is not commitment; it’s a sickness. Oh, and by the way, leave the toilet seat up when you’re finished in the bathroom.”

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  2. bin There Says:

    One reason women become so domineering is that they care very much about things that men could care less about. they quickly evolve the attitude (which I saw worn on a t-shirt by a middle-aged woman of attractive visage) that “I have the pussy – I make the rules!” We males have a built-in weakness in this regard, as too much of our self-image is based in the successful conclusion of coitus. We are thus too willing to go along with this abomination because we fear losing access to a specific vagina. Those of us who managed to get past this have discovered that one pussy is pretty much like another, so the main distinction in selecting a partner has to do more with whether she is nice or not. If nice, take advantage of the situation and enjoy life. If not, there is a nicer woman out there looking for you! Go get her!


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